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AN INTERNET OUTREACH OF 4 SHAME MINISTRIES
CHURCH BOARD NOTICE: This website was approved November 2007 on a six-month trial basis.    •    Internet access in bedrooms remains strongly discouraged.    •    Please stand for 606.    •    Whoever owns the white Cavalier behind the fellowship hall must move it before Wednesday.
NOTICE FROM THE ELDERS: The existence of this Internet page should not be interpreted as approval of the Internet. The Board simply recognizes that several young people are already on it.
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Profiles are shuffled because providence should not be alphabetized.
📼 ROSENGARD CHURCH TAPE MINISTRY ARCHIVE
Recovered sermons of Pastor Peter Penner, approximately 1987–1996.

These cassettes were located in Tina Penner's basement beside a pressure canner, several ice-cream pails of unidentified screws, and a box marked GOOD JAR LIDS. Audio quality varies. Theology also varies.

▣ TAPE 001: Courtship, Cattle & the Four-Wheel Hay Wagon
▣ TAPE 002: Temptation, the Internet & an Unfortunate Agricultural Calendar NEW!
Digitization pending. Tina has asked whether this one is necessary.
▣ TAPE 003: Unequally Yoked: What Happened to the Manure Spreader
Side B is presently missing.
QUESTIONS, CONCERNS & CONFESSIONS

Electronic correspondence may be submitted to confessions@4shame.org. Please do not submit the same concern to multiple elders. They speak to one another.

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HYMN 606 MIDI
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Default OFF by order of the Board.
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
NEW! The youth bonfire has been moved due to wind and what happened last year.
A ladies' casserole dish remains in the basement. It is brown. This has not narrowed it down.
Brother Cornie requests the return of his 9/16 wrench. No questions will be asked until Sunday.
High-speed Internet has been installed in the church office for bookkeeping purposes only.
WHY ARE WE ONLINE?
Following prayer, discussion, and one meeting which continued well past faspa, the Board approved an Internet presence in late 2007. This should not be interpreted as enthusiasm.

The elders continue to recommend meeting people at church.

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“For it is FOR SHAME even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.”
— Ephesians 5:12, 4SAV
© 2007 4 Shame Ministries  •  Serving Southern Manitoba and wherever the Lord provides dial-up.
Website maintained by Cornie Plett's nephew Kevin. Please do not telephone the church regarding technical problems.

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